25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

A compilation of some of my favorite quotes that will make you smile!

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

So far you’ve survived 100% of your worst days.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

If you don’t like where you are, move. You are not a tree.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

It’s only embarrassing if you’re embarrassed.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

If you like people who do stupid shit all the time, become a parent. -Kelly Oxford

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace.
Jonathan Lockwood Huie

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

I wonder what my dog named me?

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

There are only 3 things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. -Chris Rock

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. – Ellen DeGeneres

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Next year, you’ll wish you had started today.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Create a life you don’t need a vacation from.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W. C. Fields

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Parenting offers the unique experience of realizing you’re already late for something that doesn’t start for 4 hours. -Simon Holland

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Never miss a good chance to shut up. – Will Rogers

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Wear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

When people tell me, “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver.

RealMomRecs 25 Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

 

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