I’m hoping you’ll notice my pics are getting gradually less crappy. I’m on Instagram now (look at me trying to be a millennial or a Cool Mom or something!) so I’m putting some serious effort into learning how to take pictures that aren’t awful. Or as close to not-awful as you can get when you’re photographing uncooperative moving subjects with a cell phone.
Tiana had her dance recital, which means we dress her up like a clown and let her wear red lipstick and then smuggle her out during intermission so we don’t have to stay and watch the whole thing. (Told you I’m a slacker mom!)
Now that I’m trying to take cool pictures, we experiment with shots like this. We tell the small child it’s ok if we end up getting tackled after.
Zari was a rabbit in his first grade play. It was super cute, even if the acting left something to be desired.
Sometimes we take the kids to the beach even though it’s freezing out. The we yell at them to have a good time.
“Enough already Mom with the trying to take cool pictures! Can’t a baby just swing???”
Taught the kids the good old baking soda + vinegar trick. The next day I overhear kid2 to kid3: “We’re gonna need safety goggles for this!”
“Do something cute and act like you love each other! Don’t you know Mommy needs Instagram followers???”
When you’re trying to get a pretty picture of your kid’s new hair style, but also trying not to show that you’re at McDonalds.
Elle was so excited to get to school for “beach day”, we arrived there 10 minutes early. Trust me, this is news people!
Until next time!
Little Man turned 1! To alleviate the guilt I had about doing absolutely nothing for his party, I paid someone to make him a kickass cake.
When you’re trying to do a toy review and you need a photo of your precious little cherub playing… you get faces like this.
Elle started out all too happy about getting to wear a bathing suit for “beach day” at gymnastics. You should have seen her “bitch stole my look” face when another little girl showed up in the same bathing suit.
